30 4 / 2012

someone threw these puppies in the trash and Erie and i found them on our walk around Brooklyn the other day.

i told Erie and if he doesn’t shape up that he is gonna be next!
i think he got the point.

30 4 / 2012

i think this (disgusting) entry really is self-explanatory.

i do however have two things to say about this:
1) thanks to petsiknow reader and Audrey’s mother, Lisa for this submission
and
2) thanks to Jesus for not putting this little guy in front of Erie while we were cruising the neighborhood, as he would have tried to gobble this poor baby birdy up.

26 4 / 2012

this is Leo.
he is a realtor in Greenpoint, Brooklyn.

he could not find Lisa a new apartment but he was pretty good at lounging.

this is Leo.
he is a realtor in Greenpoint, Brooklyn.

he could not find Lisa a new apartment but he was pretty good at lounging.

16 4 / 2012

i don’t know where this girl gets the nerve but she needs to respect some guys’ kitty boundaries.

not everyone wants your mug cuddlin up and kissin on them all the time, Claire. not even on Easter and especially not when you are a visitor in their house.

reality check: Jack might not be the man for you but you will probably find that special someone one day. he will probably be an English Bulldog and drool, snore and snot all over you. it will be a very happy, if a lil disgusting, union.

15 4 / 2012

HELLO.
YES, THIS IS DOG.

HELLO.
YES, THIS IS DOG.

14 4 / 2012

SATURDAY ESCAPE!!

SATURDAY ESCAPE!!

10 4 / 2012

thanks to Your Loyal Pal for this submission!

04 4 / 2012

i hope you can afford it!

24 3 / 2012

SATURDAY SHARK ATTACK! 

don’t get a shark as a pet. take it from Alexis. 

it might be awesome for a minute but you’ll regret it soon enough. you probably feel the same way about what you did last night, right? yeah, that sucks.

SATURDAY SHARK ATTACK!

don’t get a shark as a pet. take it from Alexis.

it might be awesome for a minute but you’ll regret it soon enough. you probably feel the same way about what you did last night, right? yeah, that sucks.

22 3 / 2012

earlier this week my Mom was in the hospital for two days (she is fine - she was attacked by a crocodile at the zoo and had to get a pegleg). while Mom was stuck in the hospital bed eating Jell-O and complaining about her roommate who was coughing up a lung more than half the time, my sisters and Dad were keeping company bedside, cracking jokes and taking videos as Mom pretended to sleep because she didn’t want to talk to them.

anyways, when it was time to go home my sis Nikki walked to the parking lot. upon getting in her car she spotted something completely AMAZING. here is our text conversation, pics included:

NIKKI: Found this guy outside the hospital
AMANDA: LOL AMAZING!! going on the blog tomorrow!! he’s SO fat already. hahah
NIKKI: i know he was loving life it was a whole one too we started and watched him eat it all

NIKKI: And there is the end of it
AMANDA: alexis and I are LOLing at work! she said, ‘what a litterbug!’
NIKKI: Haha i know we want to know how he even got that butterfingers

(the end)

i love his gut and how he is leaning up against the tree so perfectly. and how you can see the orange inside of the candybar. and how his lil hand is cradling that Butterfinger like he has chomped on a million before.

this guy is clearly making out. if we could all be so lucky.
good for him!

21 3 / 2012

hey guys, MEET PENNY!

Penny is today’s web pet but she is a real friend, not just some random i found on the internets. she is a real friend with a real blog.

Penny lives in Portland with petsiknow good pal Maggie.
when Maggie leaves the house Penny causes mischief with her mouse.

you should all follow Penny on tumblr at http://pennysmouse.tumblr.com/

between Erie’s Sit-Up Man and Penny’s Mouse, Maggie and i will be peeking under couches for the next 15 years or so.

in a pretend world Erie and Penny would be fast friends.
also in this pretend world NYC and Portland are neighboring cities and Erie doesn’t want to eat cats for dinner.

05 3 / 2012

CAT’S IN THE BAG!

the miracle kitty loves mischief (and groceries).

CAT’S IN THE BAG!

the miracle kitty loves mischief (and groceries).

03 3 / 2012

CORGI MAGIC.

CORGI MAGIC.

23 2 / 2012

DINNER FOR ONE.

NO, not like THAT, you sickos!

20 2 / 2012

meet Stanley.

he cruises around NYC in his mother’s grocery cart.

we are not really sure why.

he doesn’t look very comfortable though.


also, Stanley is a weird name for a dog, right?

okay, just making sure.